Saturday 1 July 2023

FILM REVIEW: Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny - Vue Cinemas, Bolton.


It’s certainly a movie!

Harrison Ford dons his famous brown fedora, leather jacket and whip, as well as pats a cheque for $10,000,000 in his back trouser pocket and returns to the big screen as one of cinema’s most famous adventurers. And we the audience don our coat, head outside and pat our back trouser pocket where £8 used to be, to return to the cinema to see Harrison Ford look mildly annoyed and perplexed at having to play one of his most famous characters for the fifth time.

Set now in 1969, the film follows, what we really hope is, the final adventure of Dr. Henry Jones Jr.. Far past his prime, in a drastically changing world from the days of the 1930s, Jones is embroiled in a plot to hunt for an artefact and to stop the bad guy and ultimately save the day! Just retired from his job as a lecturer, he bumps into his goddaughter, Helena Shaw (Phoebe Waller-Bridge) who is after the two parts of an artefact which drove her father insane. Also looking for these pieces is Jurgen Voller (Mads Mikkelsen) and his American-German goons. Travelling from New York City to Tangier, Greece and Sicily, there are plenty of chases and attempts at that Indy action we know and love so well.

Ford didn’t look as disinterested as he had done in the recent Disney Star Wars trilogy. However the audience certainly seemed as unimpressed as the 80 year old archaeologist on screen was. That isn’t to say it was a bad film. Just a film. As a reviewer I try to go into these things as impartial as can be, and that is very difficult for me, to the point where I set myself up to be seething and hating every single frame that flickers before my eyes. It wasn’t great, it wasn’t bad.

As much time has passed between Raiders Of The Lost Ark and The Dial Of Destiny, as had between Raiders and the swashbuckling serials which the series originally paid homage to. This film doesn’t feel like one of those homages, but more a homage to the first three films. Throughout the screening I was wondering why this instalment did not feel like a Spielberg film, as dross as The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull was, it had that Spielberg flair to it, whereas this was lacking and in need of it. It was not until the credits at the end that it was revealed that James Mangold was the director. You know, James Mangold? The man who did those two Wolverine films and more recently, Ford V Ferrari... those really memorable films.

It is certainly no recent revelation that Mangold had swapped an uninterested Spielberg as director, I must have been under a rock that day. However the film at parts feels very generic and at best a second rate Spielberg film. More worryingly however, is that that great CGI castle which everyone seems to look up to these days, the Hollywood beast which is Disney, produced the film (in association with Paramount although the Paramount logo appears and disappears that quickly on the screen, one may actually not notice). Of course Disney’s acquisition of LucasFilm some ten years ago now means that the great Indiana Jones series has been gobbled up in the belly of the soulless corporate beast. Of course Disney would want a director which will oblige their demands and make something which is borderline flat. Indiana Jones runs the risk of being teared open and spread wide and thin as a “franchise”.

The first boot stomp comes with aforementioned Paramount logo. Now for myself, as I guess for many others, the Paramount logo fading and blending into the hill of Radiers, the Mountain decoration on the gong of The Temple Of Doom, the rock formation of The Last Crusade, and the prairie dog mound (not as impressive) of Crystal Skull, is as an important feature to the films as the 20th Century Fox logo and fanfare is to the opening of Star Wars (something else which Disney had to remove). As previously mentioned, that wonderful mountain logo flashes before our eyes before it cuts to black.

It is a very safe move to bring back the Nazis as the bad guys, but in all reality who else would it be? Certainly not an Indian death cult these days. The previous film had tried to establish as agents of the USSR, or more broadly communists, as the bad guys but that’s more a matter of political philosophy rather than being downright evil. Overall the film feels incredibly safe; it would have been interesting to bring the adventure to home, as Harrison Ford is rather old, maybe have him look into some spiritual thing with the Native Americans against the Nixon administration, or something where Ford doesn’t have to run around and gallivant across the globe for. It’s not a safe suggestion, but if they’re adamant about making another film, then make it interesting or change things up a bit! Likewise, in an article from 2022, Mangold did not wish to use Industrial Light & Magic’s Stage Craft technology (imagine a 360° digital green screen modern day equivalent to rear screen projection) in favour for practical effects, and Ford insisted on doing his own stunts. However, the CGI bugs and eels. As the rather obvious digital background on some of Ford’s close ups in certain action and chase scenes tell otherwise. It begs the question that if Disney are so intent on making this film, and if these scenes require such special effects to hide the fact that your 80 year old star can’t do the stunts he used to be able to, why write the scene in the first place? It’s rather glaring in certain parts of the film and you end up wishing that you’d have a much more realistic scene where Ford was sat on a sofa or something.

I’m well aware that these films for the most part aren’t realistic and I do not wish to be interpreted as attacking Harrison Ford’s age, but there was also an aspect of reality to the first three films particularly. The use of models, real animals, younger Harrison Ford actually being able to ride a horse all created this world which even though it’s on screen, one could almost feel it and believe it. Compare the truck fight and the tank fight from the first and third films, and compare it to the horse chase in this film. You can believe one, but you question the other. Coincidentally, the opening flashback scene where a de-aged Ford with CGI noose, runs around on a train, feels more like a cut scene from an Indiana Jones video game rather than an adventure from the previous films. Kudos to the filmmakers for making that entire scene so dark that you struggle to see what is happening to hide the de-aging effects, a very big mark up from what was seen in Scorsese’s The Irishman.

Additionally running with playing it safe, the soundtrack is said to be by John Williams. One gets the impression that it was more, Williams turned up to the recording studio with boxes of tapes and cut and pasted together themes from the previous films mixed with him tinkling a couple of ivory keys and then returned home with a fat cheque in his pocket. The soundtrack is unfortunately forgettable, being rather generic for the most part and the only time your ears will prick up is when you hear Marion’s Theme or The Raider’s March, or a couple of bars from Crusade. Overall, however, the sound design is great and on par with the previous films.

I promise that I will be getting to some positives soon. The cinematography was the big thing which made me question if it was a Spielberg film. Again it felt very average. It seems the camera crew misplaced the lens for wide shots, and when they did find it, they promptly lost it again. Everything seems to be close up. The action scenes are in everybody’s face. The chase scenes are in the faces of those running and those pursuing, with the odd close up of a pedal or dial (not the titular dial, but a speedometer). Where are the wide establishing shots which show our characters on the street and the thrilling choreography that one is meant to get with a car chase or foot chase? You may get one of two generic dolly shots for a brief second and then you’re back pressed up against Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s face.

Mads Mikkelsen is the best part of the film, and even then I feel he is underused. A superb actor whose chemistry with the others is perfect. Playing a character who is similar to Ford’s Jones, a bit too long in the tooth, and rather forgotten, wanting for those good old glory days of the 1930s. The only man I know to make a SS uniform look sexy. Mikkelsen brings an unnerving element to his role, in a manner I found somewhat reminiscent of when he played Hannibal Lector in the television series, Hannibal. His on screen presence really takes away from everyone else sharing the screen with him, and quite rightly too that for the majority of his scenes, he only appears with secondary characters. It would have been nice for there to have been more of a rapport with Ford’s Jones character, but what we were treated to was just that, an absolute treat. One can’t even really find issue with any of the characters, Waller-Bridge was fine and her chemistry with Ford was believable. All the actors in this production were superb and did well with what they had to work with.

I enjoyed the humility of the film, making reference to the fact that Indiana Jones is so old now. It was not the case that this elderly man turns up cracking his whip and everyone carries on like he is in his 30s/40s. His outfit stands out from the others due to it being so outdated. His retirement in the film is (fingers crossed) Hollywood bidding farewell to this cultural icon. There were glimpses of that witty, funny dialogue which was endeared from the previous films. 

Despite the film lacking that Spielberg touch, it was nice to revisit the character again and not have the series end with Crystal Skull. However it would be very nice to have the series end here and nothing more is ever done. It won’t be the case because Disney have a wonderful way of finding the teat on things and milking them dry. It was an incredibly safe film, which paid a little more fan service than I would like (looking at the inclusion of Sallah), and which dragged on for about 30 minutes more than it needed. It’s a long film, and normally I don’t have an issue with a film's length, but you will feel every second of this film. One has to ask who this film was made for? The kids in the audience were chatting amongst themselves towards the end, I can’t imagine they want to see an elderly man shuffle about, and the older audiences who grew up with the original films were sort of indifferent to it all. This was evident by the amount of yawns and checking the time on phones which were happening all around me. Spielberg and Lucas clearly did not want anything to do with it, and they are Indiana Jones. The lack of their presence is sorely missed. It really is a mixed bag of emotions, I didn’t hate it, nor did I love it. I found issues throughout but overall just sort of shrugged my shoulders to it.

Go and watch it? There are far worse things on at the cinema at the moment. You will definitely enjoy aspects of the film.

Reviewer – Daryl Griffin
on - 30.6.23


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